Dress Travis Touchdown like a REAL Hitman
Sunday, June 15th, 2008 at 3:47am by Derek
Travis Touchdown is in a lethal race to become the world’s top-ranked assassin in the brutal Wii game No More Heroes, but let’s be honest. In reality, there is only one true Excellence of Execution, and he’s the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
Fortunately for Travis, players can assemble a complete Bret Hart look-a-like outfit for him. To dress Travis like the real Hitman, head to his motel closet and adorn him with the following clothing items:
- Sunglasses: 005 (Peony Purple)
- Jacket: 002 (Skeletal Tiger)
- T-Shirts: 099 (Famitsu No. X-2)
- Jeans: 002 (Black Mamba)
- Belts: 010 (Pink Bomb)
While I can’t confirm this, Travis also performs wrestling maneuvers far more technically and efficiently when dressed like the Hitman.
June 15th, 2008 at 5:21 am
Awesome. Bret “The Hitman” Hart and NMH seriously own. And putting them together? Magic.
June 15th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Oh man! Two of my favorite obsessions combined into one! AHHHHHH!!!!
June 16th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
glad to see the hitman getting some notoriety.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
He’s the greatest technical wrestler of all time, sir jorge. Infendo knows this. I also happen to think he was the best thing to ever happen to the WWF/E, and his reign as champion represented the organization at its best.
Since then…since he was outed in favor of vulgarity, scantily clad women and “extreme” wrestling…things just haven’t been the same.
Viva la Hitman.
June 17th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Wii… plus wrestling?
*makes love to Derek*
Gotta love the Hitman. I can’t wait to finally get my hands on NMH, and suplex the shit outta some bad guys.