Based on my unscientific observations, I’ve decided Wiggler is, by far, the least popular character in Mario Kart 7. In all my hundreds of online races, I’ve encountered him maybe twice. I’ve seen thousands of Metal Marios, Lakitus and Rosalinas, but players are shunning the gangly newcomer.

Really, who can blame them? Wiggler looks awkward in any cart, his flailing arms are distracting and his voice–It makes Toad sound like Sinatra by comparison.

There are, however, a few reasons to like the goofy caterpillar. (more…)