Third parties, I’d like to apologize.
I have been pretty scathing toward you lately. In fact, Jack and I have both been throwing rotten tomatoes at you vigorously over the last year or so, and although our chuckling behind the bushes may suggest otherwise, I feel pretty bad about it. After all, some of you are releasing really good Wii games, and it would be wrong to not recognize your successes on the same level we have pointed out your failures.
I would like to make it up to you, or at least, to those of you who aren’t infuriating me with Wii ineptitude. We have examined the Wii software library and considered a few preeminent titles on the horizon to chisel down a list of the three best third-party Wii publishers.
Of course, some bitterness remains, and since I’m fresh out of tomatoes, I have also compiled the three worst. So if any readers have rotten tomatoes on hand, stand by for some severe pelting.