Top-Selling Wii Titles (That Don’t Exist)
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 at 11:58am by David
America’s Finest News Source, The Onion, just published a graph of the Top-Selling Wii Titles. I’m confused since I thought Virtual Babysitter was a pack-in game.





January 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
HA! The best selling game was Onan the Barbarian, a third party game for hardcore gamers! Take THAT, Suda!
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Yoshi’s Hockey is completely underrated. The Mega Deuce Shots are awesome, and the Iceberg Icing Hazards add so much to the game.
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Mario Kite is the 8th incarnation of the series and it’s becoming stale. I am glad to see third party is outselling first party games.
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
For being the first game to star both The Thing and The Thing next to each other in the same game since they both made debut on each console back in the days I would say that Throw The Thing At The Thing did quiet well!
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Meh. Super Gay Tennis is a waggle-fest.
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
For some reason I think the phrase “blistering backhand” takes on a whole new meaning when applied to this top 5 list.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I agree, Derek. It was just the original Gay Tennis with tacked-on Wii controls.
Virtual Babysitter isn’t the pack-in, it just came with a peripheral.
I can’t believe Wii Crossguard didn’t sell better.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Glad to see Throw The Thing at The Thing up there. It’s probably my first pick for GOTY.