James Kochalka Superstar provides us with a rap track about the unique way that white people would rap in commercials back in the 80′s. It was directly inspired by the old Zelda television ad which you can stare at in horror right here. While Kochalka admits it was hard to top the lyrics of the original ad, he still manages some pretty “dope” rhymes about Zelda:

Well, The Legend of Zelda
It is the best.
Those Moblins put you
To the test.

Get the song here.

[UPDATED with original art. Thanks, James!]