Oh, how jealously obsessed I am this morning of the fairer sex. What, with the controlling of the hearts and minds of men, and all the swishin’ and hair tossing, how could you not be, right? And then there’s this. An accessory that has me turning positively Hulk smash green with envy because I’ll never get to enjoy them — save a mid-90′s revival of the left-ear-only phenomenon.

Ladies and gents, on that strangely put note, I present the Wiimote earrings.