Muscle March for WiiWare looks … interesting?

David On May 24, 2009 24.05.2009 with 25 Comments
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Nice muscle!  No word on a US release date for this awesome new WiiWare title from Namco-Bandai.

Head past the break for the debut trailer then let us know what you think in comments!

[Thanks, Kime!]

25 Responses to “Muscle March for WiiWare looks … interesting?”

  1. Jonkind says:

    I have 800 points set aside in my heart for this game…. if only for the sheer hilarity value when I have people over.

  2. tylor says:

    wow. yeah. they’re crazy all right. this’ll never come out in north america, which is kind of a shame really.

  3. Jamie says:

    This game reminds of the episode of Malcolm in the Middle when Hal has group of muscle men following him around waiting for instructions.

    I hope this game makes it to the US. Although, it’s a small chance.

  4. Lite (on a crappy PC!!) says:

    I feel sorry for the polar bear in the pic.

  5. ??? says:

    This game looks hilarious. I don’t understand why it would not come to the States? Afterall, all these people look like they are coming out of muscle beach…

  6. gojiguy says:

    I want it. I want it bad.

    inb4 your gay

  7. RoyalRook says:

    GAY, and not in a funny way. I am glad that at this freezing moment of time, this kind of video game does not have a prayer to be published here at the States. Any body think any other wise is a hypocrite, because we all know that you will never let your kids play this kind of brain fart.
    On top of that, unless you are a homosexual yourself, you probably don’t want to show this game to your friends, unless there was beer. And doesn’t matter how cool or sophisticated you think your friends are, they are going to think that you are gay, period. Because you actually spent money on this kind of stuff.
    Seriously, WTF with the Japanese? WTF? What’s with the goat in the beginning?
    But you know what? For something to be this gay, it has to go through the process of being straight turn gay, then turn gay again to be straight and then gayed once again times a hundred and one. Which is very gay. So this is GAY, and not in a funny way.
    –THE enNnDa

  8. Senkait says:

    Someone’s homophobic. Also, I want to be the Polar Bear.

  9. Eisensammler says:

    I really feel sorry for RoyalRook. The game has a gay vibe. So what? If you’re straight good for you, if not also fine for me. Who gives a fuck?

  10. Great Tiger says:

    This is gay, in a really funny way. Sorry Royal Rook, you’re a dolt. haha.

  11. cmdg says:

    I am trying to understand, trying.
    The Japanese confuse me.

  12. If this game came out in the USA, I’d definitely get it. It would be awesome at parties.

  13. tylor says:

    RoyalRook: for all the reasons cited and more, you’re a douchebag, buddy. seriously. wtf. your comments actually got stupider the more i read, and even the opening line had you wandering into pretty retarded territory. nobody thinks your weird anti-homosexual bullshit is funny. please move on.

  14. razorkid says:

    The gameplay people! It looks SOOO much fun!

    It’s a simple premise thats packaged in an “Ambiguously Gay Duo” wrapper and cheap enough to be a crime NOT to purchase.

    How can ANYBODY watch that trailer and not fall over laughing at the brashness of its awesome?

  15. ResidentialEvil says:

    I think I’ll pass. While it has some initial humor going on, I just think that would wear off pretty quickly. After that it looks like pretty much not much of a game.

  16. RoyalRook says:

    @tylor
    You are up to the level to humor the gayness of this “game,” but not able to humor my little comments? Come on you dolt, I laughed. At least I am not a hypocrite.
    @Great Tiger
    Maybe you are awesome.
    @hypocrites
    If US consumers truly want to spend money on any piece of that gay pie, there will be a publisher backing this kind of trash. Of course, there are no one stupid enough to bring this kind of trash over here. So, I guess I am right after all.

    P.S. If I remembered it right, no one even bothered to buy Chinatown Wars and Madworld, so just stop, ok?

  17. gojiguy says:

    What does this have to do with chinatown wars or madworld?

    NOTHING.

    This is a game that looks fun and is wrapped in a hilarious muscle-bound-men-with-a-polar-bear vibe. I’ll have you know that one of my favourite shooters is Cho Aniki and I’m not afraid to show it to my friends or family because A) It is a great and funny game and B) I am comfortable with my heterosexuality.

    I don’t care if a game is “straight” or “gay” as long as it’s fun (or in this case, hilarious) I’m down. The more quirky Japanese games that get brought over here, the better.

  18. gojiguy says:

    and the music is catchy.

  19. peshue says:

    Looks hilariously fun. Thanks god for the homebrew channel. And don’t worry royalrook, no gay dudes are gonna sneak up and have sex with you for watching this video.

  20. AtmanRyu says:

    My Sequential Art professor at college saw this and said the following:

    “This game looks awesome! And someone should record the ‘NICE MUSCLE’ remark and play it every time at anatomy class!”

    Moral of the story: My professor’s awesome and hilarity overrides homosexual overtones.

  21. Manofgames says:

    I am not interested.

    PS. I am not interested.

  22. Lite (on a crappy PC!!) says:

    @ Senkait:

    Oh, the horrors those people must be doing to that polar bear…

  23. -_Q says:

    Okay seriously, not once during this video was I thinking ANYTHING about “gay” or
    “straight,” I was rather laughing my ass off at the sheer hilarity of it all. It’s insanely preposterous. That’s about it.

  24. Paolo says:

    Japanese follies all right!!! ^_^

  25. InvisibleMan says:

    @ RoyalRook:

    I bought GTA Chinatown Wars… It was AWESOME!

    And, seriously, I don’t think you have to worry that this game will turn you gay, RR…

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