Dead Rising’s Isabella really loves Ben & Jerry’s ice cream

It’s the only way I can explain why she has multiple chins in the Wii version, coming soon, and not in the Xbox 360 version, which has been out for more than a two years.

Sure, the Wii’s graphics aren’t going to be as sharp, and the number of zombies on screen is pitifully less than the Xbox 360 version, but since when has a weaker processor translated into multiple chins?!

And they said Wii motion controls were supposed to make you thin. Urban legend debunked.

9 Responses to Dead Rising’s Isabella really loves Ben & Jerry’s ice cream

  1. Kannon says:

    F-ck this game. Direct port Lost Planet.

  2. Jeff says:

    Why is Capcom wasting their time and our time?

    Do they want this game to fail so they can cut Wii support? Is this why their support has gotten progressively worse and cyincal in just 2 years? Do they LIKE trolling the Wii like this?

  3. Brian says:

    That’s one well fed looking lass!

  4. Poochy says:

    @ Jeff

    My thoughts exactly! The Wii port of Dead Rising has been getting bad press ever since the first screenshots of the game. What’s the point of even releasing a game that no one wants? Seriously, does ANYONE want this?

  5. Soup says:

    Oh my god! IT’S HIDEOUS GET IT AWAY MY EYES CANNOT UNSEE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN!!!

  6. Damien says:

    Uh, this is biased crap, that scene was in the 360 version and it looks exactly the same. It’s just a shitty pose they put her in, it’s just some hate hype to sabotage the game.

  7. Amon says:

    This is just a transition from one screen to another. Or so I was told in a GoNintendo-comment.

  8. Donder says:

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